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WHAT IS A DOG (somewhat image heavy)

Mon Aug 25, 2008, 8:52 PM
I'll take care of messages and deviations soon, sorry :^o

Oh yeah. So a couple months ago I wake up to an ungodly howling and whining from outside my bedroom window. I was pissed.

I peeked outside and there was this little black puppy sitting in the yard making all kinds of noise. How did it get here? My gates were all closed and there were no gaps in the fence that I know of. And what is that hideous spot on it's head?


turns out it was ringworm


Well, she was hungry and apparently sick and could barely walk around, which led me to think maybe someone had dumped her here. I'd never had a dog that was all my responsibility, and I brought her into the house wondering how I was going to get out of this. A day later, another puppy that looked just like her was found dead on my street, run over by a car. Must have been her brother.

1 MONTH LATER

a month later, Clover was doing much better, the ringworm was gone, and she was actually walking around and sleeping less than 18 hours a day. The veterinarian guessed that she was around 5 weeks old when I got her, who knows how she made it that long without care? Perhaps she was a streetfighting badass.


streetfighting badass

2 MONTHS LATER




OH GOD IT'S TRUE

She's extremely irritating and energetic and I hate to admit it but I've gotten really attached and well...I like her, okay? She is the clumsiest animal I've ever seen and is always tripping over toys, doorways or herself. Watching her run across the kitchen and then go ass over elbow sliding on the tiles is always hilarious.



taught her to do this in like 5 minutes

So that's Clover. Feel free to show off your especially annoying jungle friends! :V

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another beautiful day in the little village of Noon

kiriban: 45000

To Do:


-Hemlock for Wade
-kiriban for ~Kaitoshingiwa
-SDL battle with ~Darkstampede
-kiriban for *NerinokuKai
-drawing for ~Tsuchi-R


  • Mood: Alarmed
  • Listening to: we're literally begging you to visit us
  • Reading: the odyssey
  • Drinking: 50 glasses of water a day

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:iconxeno-the-hedgehog:
Given the circumstances you've described, it's probable that someone abandoned her in your yard.

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:iconel-lawiet:
That dog is like if kittens and puppies could have children that inherit their genetic cuteness, and then got a little bit of bad-ass thrown into the mix there during the gestation period.

You should've named her Admiral Julian Wolverine Lightning Bolt.
:iconeternityhero:
the pic of the dog running ya down was golden. that look would paralyze anyone.

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:icondewclaw:
oddly enough, Admiral Julian Wolverine Lightning Bolt is her middle name
:iconminarho1:
haha. Yeah, that's how long-limbed dogs are when they're young. I think it takes a wee bit longer for their brains to wire with their feet. But when she's full-grown I have a feeling she's gonna be fast. And nimble.
Watch out. You think she's tough to handle *now*.

She's adorabibble, btw
:iconnatohamae:
Clover is soooo adorkable :D I've got a few pictures of my dogs on this one entry on my LJ. I'll send you the link on your LJ :3

My younger dog, Kuro, still bumps into walls and chair legs every now and then. I think he has something with his eyesight, lol. Nothing serious though. Clumsy dogs are so endearing.

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:iconpollysaur:
you should do a special on lifetime.
:iconzackdafallenseraph:
*Squees!*

...That does not make me less manly in any way...

Anyways; enjoy your new puppy! Lets just hope she's not a grump like my dog is =P

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